Mexicano, de 25 años Nacido en Monterrey Nuevo León. Lic. en Ciencias de la Comunicación… creativo, sarcástico y un poco mamón… ¿alguna pregunta?Tumblr (3.0; @robetohki)http://robetohki.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PALNcW_eQXw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Una muy buena forma de mostrar tu curriculum y obtener un trabajo.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://creiaqueeramosamigos.com/post/50356813131/metro-curriculum-vitae-amigas-amigos-el">creiaqueeramosamigos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>// Metro Currículum Vitae//</strong></p> <p>Amigas, amigos.</p> <p>El tema es: las fotocopias se han puesto carísimas. Y yo no puedo permitirme seguir gastándome dinero en copias de mi currículum para que, en el mejor de los casos, acaben en el contenedor de reciclaje azul. Por eso, he decidido ofrecer mis servicios en el metro, cantando con el ukelele mi Currículum Vitae. </p> <p>La letra dice así:</p> <p><em>//</em></p> <p>Licenciado en Periodismo </p> <p>y un diploma de posgrado</p> <p>que he traído aquí doblado,</p> <p>por si usted lo quiere ver.</p> <p>Formación complementaria:</p> <p>Un curso online que vi en Groupalia,</p> <p>de Community Management.</p> <p>Ya soy experto en twitter, facebook, pinterest,</p> <p>LinkedIn y MySpace.</p> <p>Experiencia profesional, </p> <p>en una radio comarcal, </p> <p>con contrato de becario,</p> <p>por supuesto, sin cobrar.</p> <p>Y así que no sea de lo mío, </p> <p>también he hecho de comercial,</p> <p>he trabajado en un callcenter,</p> <p>y de cajera en Mediamark.</p> <p>En cuanto a idiomas le diré: </p> <p>Tengo un buen nivel de inglés,</p> <p>I used to fly with Ryanair.</p> <p>Parlo anche Italiano,</p> <p>Livello amore de verano,</p> <p>y pillo algo de francés.</p> <p>Soy el rey del Word,</p> <p>del Excel y del Power Point.</p> <p>También controlo el Photoshop.</p> <p>No echen mano al monedero,</p> <p>no vengo a pedir dinero.</p> <p>Aunque quizá usted, un amigo o un familiar…</p> <p>Necesita un periodista, guionista,</p> <p>escritor o redactor, </p> <p>músico compositor…</p> <p>O quizá andan buscando un servicio más trivial.</p> <p>También me sé arrodillar</p> <p>y por un precio especial</p> <p>hasta me dejo azotar.</p> <p>Para más información,</p> <p>siempre a su disposición,</p> <p>mi perfil en Infojobs.</p> <p>//</p> <p>Bien, sigo buscando, si os enteráis de algo me decís.</p> <p>Gracias.</p> <p>PD.: Va en serio.</p> </blockquote>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50519945117http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50519945117Wed, 15 May 2013 17:08:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78a23fe97feffb5942e72a3b87e4d50c/tumblr_mmph8kEstP1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cb73da87c16f80eb5e7f84ee66f9305/tumblr_mmph8kEstP1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c73a362021660783213b3136d0430f78/tumblr_mmph8kEstP1r3gb3zo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50369023372http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50369023372Mon, 13 May 2013 17:44:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3343fbe4c9cbf9625a9bb91fc501f5c4/tumblr_mmpho18pqx1rqaiazo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9b8a370c7562512aafb0b172b0005b4/tumblr_mmpho18pqx1rqaiazo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0b5cfb1346833f853dfefc6e982f93e/tumblr_mmpho18pqx1rqaiazo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cf208d90aa884ef9359cc87ebe49cf5/tumblr_mmpho18pqx1rqaiazo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5482f1ed8981b65d47e66ad13d95f4d3/tumblr_mmpho18pqx1rqaiazo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e84b4046bed2be9134ed9ab5f4655715/tumblr_mmpho18pqx1rqaiazo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>Down here it’s our time! Springbreakers, let’s get fucked up<br/>Then find Mister Right and get monogamous<br/>Picking our invite font as a twosome<br/>Something tasteful, but not too bland<br/>Seating arrangements, charming the in-laws<br/>Ripping beer bongs, sex with a man</small></em></p> <blockquote> <div><small>Between Two Ferns/Spring Break Anthem (<strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q9rLdxS7CE">x</a></strong>)</small></div> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50368039346http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50368039346Mon, 13 May 2013 17:31:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7854370918696bae609266559e553b4/tumblr_mmljgmZbOK1snba4fo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50366778310http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50366778310Mon, 13 May 2013 17:15:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21b14e93fbc717307487412cf74798c4/tumblr_mjo6vsvGyp1r5b0uno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://flyingspaguettimonster.tumblr.com/post/50327531827/esto-esto-y-esto" class="tumblr_blog">flyingspaguettimonster</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Esto, esto, y esto.</p></blockquote>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50366566620http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50366566620Mon, 13 May 2013 17:12:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fa042d63e5554f3b4bc614fd8dab94e/tumblr_mmpfkgm2Tp1s1bdg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gazpachoblog.com/post/50331864617/como-crear-ese-ambiente-magico-en-tus-fotos" class="tumblr_blog">gazpachoblog</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Como crear ese ambiente mágico en tus fotos.</p></blockquote>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50366467324http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50366467324Mon, 13 May 2013 17:11:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfa03b856dc7d23c85b08f23c8ebeea5/tumblr_mh53noB5id1qbw2q1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.it8bit.com/post/41367263605/gaming-decals">it8bit</a>:</p> <blockquote> 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src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af537b234c2ecd0b994ab66e53e6b5f0/tumblr_mmqx1mrx171qz6f9yo5_500.jpg"/><br/> Lesley Ann Ercolano<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f86c9cc8c2cb4f957b8a97147962008/tumblr_mmqx1mrx171qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Lesley Ann Ercolano<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67bb9638e3fd688113c2e2125478505d/tumblr_mmqx1mrx171qz6f9yo3_500.jpg"/><br/> Lesley Ann Ercolano<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04fc95ab43ea203a5a39a100895fa6f7/tumblr_mmqx1mrx171qz6f9yo4_500.jpg"/><br/> Lesley Ann Ercolano<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/319c6b3e849396b351bebb8b4ecc3422/tumblr_mmqx1mrx171qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Lesley Ann Ercolano<br/><br/> <p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/50349140489/lesley-ann-ercolano" class="tumblr_blog">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2013/05/the-art-of-being-in-the-right-place-at-the-right-time-street-photographs-by-lesley-ann-ercolano/">Lesley Ann Ercolano</a></p></blockquote>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50365191666http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50365191666Mon, 13 May 2013 16:54:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51a2832caa15f2a56226337f1011877e/tumblr_mlxwf3icBl1qlwf8co1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50365122741http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50365122741Mon, 13 May 2013 16:53:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a76381a7f05753982c4d5104fa5aace/tumblr_mmqsbfqxAk1qac7c2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f72d31ebefe8d663c44b4169ca96599a/tumblr_mmqsbfqxAk1qac7c2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb43f0c0fe63a059e6a367e4d5525bc7/tumblr_mmqsbfqxAk1qac7c2o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfd36e23a67399c00683286bf450a847/tumblr_mmqsbfqxAk1qac7c2o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57e60abfd4daa4391d7f9cea362d796a/tumblr_mmqsbfqxAk1qac7c2o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98ecc16c4f40997aea6063839eb0b678/tumblr_mmqsbfqxAk1qac7c2o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9ab57335a3bc9517f27a27d2f38cbea/tumblr_mmqsbfqxAk1qac7c2o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66a455f8aca7b36a30f718244524bf46/tumblr_mmqsbfqxAk1qac7c2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b7ed0d37903bd594e95a6c0f1ba4448/tumblr_mmqsbfqxAk1qac7c2o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1548bc3b987f54c1a01fe80737c33a5d/tumblr_mmqsbfqxAk1qac7c2o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50364737244http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/50364737244Mon, 13 May 2013 16:48:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2296f063d53db069a98f03983e715842/tumblr_mlq6kcT2bI1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91e824e8cb1828c1a9307ff2c28965f9/tumblr_mlq6kcT2bI1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2a5a701cc31830e97fbf97babfa660e/tumblr_mlq6kcT2bI1r3gb3zo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3be57038554e818ed6c91a3f397ef3e9/tumblr_mlq6kcT2bI1r3gb3zo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onlylolgifs.net/post/48719919123/awkward-high-five">onlylolgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Awkward High Five</p> </blockquote>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/48727244685http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/48727244685Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:04:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42519b849ac35b7da43d61dcf7b21171/tumblr_mksaolbxDd1qam7udo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83fbc4e09d092de82a7270e11959763e/tumblr_mksaolbxDd1qam7udo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dde96922fab8cdf7d64c9965f432177f/tumblr_mksaolbxDd1qam7udo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/48727080598http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/48727080598Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:02:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/884abf672dfeb4604312a6111cea1ae8/tumblr_mlokfnrTIU1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laissesaigner.com/post/48716548467/dancers-carpet-slide">laissesaigner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sincronización para todo, que para eso somos un grupo.</p> </blockquote>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/48727043921http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/48727043921Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:02:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4da3553b339b96bf35076fb68442d1f3/tumblr_ml78zklwrQ1r1jffro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/48702635813http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/48702635813Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:17:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/293dc517dd995f73908b8591aeeee597/tumblr_mlb0kshEUy1s2jolxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brigialerise.tumblr.com/post/48046101341" class="tumblr_blog">brigialerise</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em><strong>I’m a mother father gentleman.</strong></em></p></blockquote>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/48702620108http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/48702620108Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:17:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e13235e4bed441c39488a46af9a9580/tumblr_mknvxfQmaI1rw9dz1o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bae3f8af3460f6e965aeabb32f741256/tumblr_mknvxfQmaI1rw9dz1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/47078834895http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/47078834895Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:04:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7fa91a5b792048f8e04552bd774807a/tumblr_mkpla5W6ez1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/47075290400/hes-got-red-on-him" class="tumblr_blog">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://seemikedraw.com.au/hes-got-red-on-him">He’s got red on him</a>.</p></blockquote>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/47078722547http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/47078722547Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:03:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljvxddGwLU1qgq4hio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/46310734347http://robetohki.tumblr.com/post/46310734347Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:26:22 -0400